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Post by Galio on Nov 19, 2009 15:27:56 GMT -5
When the average, unenlightened human thinks of a germ, he or she instantly either grimaces or becomes compelled to wash his or her hands. Sadly, the common view of germs from the towering perspective of a human is that they are simply bad. Now, we are going to zoom in very closely to gain more insight into the lives, troubles relationships, and personalities of specific germs in their clandestine society. Gooba floated all by himself in a saliva deposit. Sure there were plenty of other Euglena Protozoa around, but none that ever really caught his eye. He adhered to a chunk of something and began to softly weep. He missed Choogy, his ex-girlfriend, but he knew that the world would just keep blowing whether he wanted to wallow at one point in his life or not. He knew he more missed her affection than her specifically, so that's why he was out to find the real Euglena of his dreams. He drifted around on what he finally identified as a microscopic remnant of a shell of a popcorn kernel , and mournfully said aloud, "Ho hum" and began to absorb it. ((I would like this to be a somewhat researched thing, but at the same time, I'm not going to become a biologist for it... or chemist... or germist. Just having the names of different types of germs and viruses correct. I don't care how they eat. Absorbing worked for me.))
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Post by NµKe on Nov 24, 2009 14:58:53 GMT -5
Shmiv Shmiv giggled with glee as he smoothly glided through the saliva that was being mixed between the two humans. His work on one side, the female, was done and he was on to his next victim. His next stage. His next easel of chaos... His next set of LYRICS of DISASTER! HIS NEXT... okay, you get the picture.
So, back to Shmiv. At this point in time he cackled as he slid down the throat of his new territory. As soon as he entered the stomach, he found a nice small set of blood cells who were quite unsuspecting. Landing on one and slicing it in half, he then proceeded to dissemble the rest of the cells until they were all dead, lying around. Slowly, and very wickedly, he began to munch on the remains of the cells until he had had his fill. He then settled down for a nice little nap.You like? you like?
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Post by Galio on Nov 24, 2009 15:21:20 GMT -5
Gooba flattened himself against the shell. "Was that a virus???" he asked himself. "I've gotta get outta this mouth!" He heard screaming all around him. He began frantically drifting toward the edge of the saliva deposit, but everything suddenly became more turbulent than it had been in several minutes. Gooba said out loud, "Making out again? Gosh!" He had absolutely no control. "I just hope that virus doesn't finish with this guy's stomach before I can get out of here!"
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