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Post by Hoovy on Mar 18, 2011 14:53:55 GMT -5
Granted; But dead people don't like to be seen. That is why they are dead. They stalk you forever. --- I wish I was awesome at Halo.
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Post by Galio on Mar 18, 2011 23:16:44 GMT -5
Granted, but when you're awesome at Halo, you're still a mere noob in my sight. I pwn your life right out.
I wish I had more free time.
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Post by Hoovy on Mar 19, 2011 20:28:54 GMT -5
Granted; But then you get too bored and rob a bank. You get shot by a red-neck that was walking in at the same time... You die... --- I wish I could control light...
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Post by NµKe on Mar 23, 2011 22:58:49 GMT -5
Granted, but the joy and addiction of power corrupts your life and you end up killing yourself by attempting to fight off enemies by blinding them... --- I wish I could go to sleep...
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Post by Hoovy on Mar 24, 2011 20:15:46 GMT -5
Granted; But Hypnos (Greek god of sleep and dreams) gets jealous and you never wake up... --- I wish I was always right...
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Post by NµKe on Apr 11, 2011 8:27:40 GMT -5
Granted... but no body likes you... *mutters something about being a know-it-all... --- I wish I could just find money randomly...
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Post by Hoovy on Apr 11, 2011 19:20:56 GMT -5
Granted; but then you get kidnapped by Pirates to find buried treasure. --- I wish I could speak every language...
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Post by NµKe on Apr 30, 2011 16:49:13 GMT -5
Granted, but then they become mixed and you can communicate with no one... ever... again... --- I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and never gain weight.
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Post by Hoovy on May 1, 2011 13:58:38 GMT -5
Granted, but the world runs out of food and declares war on you. Are are then burned at the stake. --- I wish I was famous...
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Post by NµKe on May 2, 2011 9:26:32 GMT -5
Granted, but you suddenly become a target of a terrorist attack in order to demoralize the US... boom, gone. --- I wish I could sleep with my eyes open.
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Post by Hoovy on May 2, 2011 19:47:22 GMT -5
Granted, but someone robs your house and you turn to face them and it freaks them out and they shoot you. -DEAD- --- I wish I could pause time for everyone and everything but myself and anything else I want.
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Post by NµKe on May 4, 2011 8:47:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you do it too often and you can stuck in a completely lonely, timeless world... good luck not being bored. --- I wish I could run super-duper fast.
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Post by Hoovy on May 6, 2011 23:25:08 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't stop running so you run around the world until your joints wear out and you face-grind around the globe. Twice. --- I wish I was good at 'Zombies' on CoD.
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Post by NµKe on Jun 1, 2011 8:53:17 GMT -5
Granted, but then you have no life because you play all the time and no one likes you and you die alone and penniless... --- I wish I could play the saxophone
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Post by Hoovy on Jun 2, 2011 14:39:22 GMT -5
Granted, but some famous Jazz artist hires assassins to hunt you down. You die. --- I wish I could plan our Summer trip quicker.
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