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Post by Hoovy on Mar 8, 2011 20:41:33 GMT -5
Pretty much state a wish, then the person below you grants it, but it is corrupted. --- Ex.) --- I wish I had pie. - Granted, but the pie explodes in your face. --- I'll start... --- I wish I could fly.
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Post by Galio on Mar 11, 2011 0:15:36 GMT -5
Granted: Jets also fly. You get sucked into an engine.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Post by Hoovy on Mar 11, 2011 19:28:43 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out, she is a mass murderer... --- I wish I had a dollar.
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Post by Galio on Mar 11, 2011 20:56:55 GMT -5
Granted. Dollar is counterfeit, and you are arrested for forgery.
I wish I had a safe room.
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Post by NµKe on Mar 12, 2011 18:43:48 GMT -5
Granted, but the architecture is faulty and it collapses... on... you... and you can't get out... so you die... --- I wish I had my own Water Park.
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Post by Galio on Mar 12, 2011 22:57:52 GMT -5
Granted. You drown.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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Post by Hoovy on Mar 13, 2011 11:27:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you get eaten by a Seagull. --- I wish I had a car...
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Post by NµKe on Mar 13, 2011 12:08:32 GMT -5
Granted, but it honks... all the time you press on the brakes, thereby annoying EVERYONE around you, unless you are on a close to empty highway. --- I wish I had a million dollars.
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Post by Galio on Mar 13, 2011 17:10:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you turn evil and greedy, and sell your family into slavery in Suriname, but they eventually escape to come and kill you, and your lofty existence turns out to be a perpetual run for your life.
I wish I was married.
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Post by Hoovy on Mar 14, 2011 16:21:54 GMT -5
Granted, but during the wedding, a ninja attacks you, and she dies. Sorry. --- I wish I had a real Lightsaber.
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Post by NµKe on Mar 16, 2011 16:50:02 GMT -5
Granted, but the real Lightsaber was made by a crook who didn't put it properly together and it ends up blowing up and taking off both of your arms. --- I wish that I had a machine that could make hamburgers whenever I wanted.
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Post by Hoovy on Mar 16, 2011 18:22:12 GMT -5
Granted; But then you become fat from eating to much. --- I wish I had a helicopter...
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Post by Galio on Mar 16, 2011 18:28:43 GMT -5
Granted, but you turn into an average American and die young from obesity.
I wish the lady upstairs wouldn't use my laundry machine every single day of my life.
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Post by Hoovy on Mar 17, 2011 16:25:14 GMT -5
Granted; But then your laundry machine becomes sad from lack of use and swears vengeance on you forever. --- I wish I had a Helicopter...
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Post by Galio on Mar 17, 2011 23:37:15 GMT -5
Granted, but you're foolish and strap your luggage to the roof. All was lost in the crash.
I wish I could see dead people
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